WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the frick is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please explain before I snap? What The Crap?! Dude, this is utterly bullshit. I'm freaking right now. It's like the universe just threw a wre